Note: help and version output are generated by a naïve script which tries a few variants of
<command> --help, <command> -h etc. to find the command's help and version info.
Sometimes it gets lucky, sometimes it doesn't; if the output below looks wrong, it probably is.
fortune -version (return code: 0)
fortune-mod version 9708
fortune (return code: 0)
After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!